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Reincarnation

The Reincarnation Program allows good souls in to be reborn on earth. If one achieves Asphodel ten times in a row, they can be upgraded to Elysium. If one achieves Elysium three times or more times in a row, they can be upgraded to the Island of the Blessed. Souls from the Minor Field of Punishment are only allowed to be reborn after the end of the world. To file for an upgrade, fill out the form below.

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News

Fewer Souls Reincarnated

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A record-breakingly low number of souls have been part of the Reincarnation Program this week. Our sources tell us that this is because few people want to be born only to die immediately. To address the issue, the head of the program, Ms. White, has issued a brochure to all incoming souls detailing the procedure in hopes of bringing those numbers back up once Armaggedon is over and the world is re-created.